Levi Johnston trips with Cindy Crawford as Bristol eats dog

Things could be much worse for Levi, like having to attend serial quit pics and eating dogs with the folks after a hard night of bingo. Instead, he's schmoozing with Cindy Crawford at the historic Monkey Bar between Park and Madison in NYC. Known for more fame then flame you can still get a decent meal. No C-list pit table for Levi's party, he could relax in a private booth.

His fate could have been worse, like caught In A Naughty Monkey Trap

Is Levi Johnston The Missing Link Between Graydon Carter and Mere Monkey (Bar)? Sat Jul 25 2009 Monkey Bar is Graydon Carter's Exclusive Lair of the Famous and Awesome. It's so exclusive, even NY Times dining critic Frank Bruni had a tough time getting in. You know who didn't? Levi Johnston. And two of his bodyguards. So says a Page Six item:
It is Bristol's turn...she left us here and we know she does take Tripp to events.

Levi in the City: Many called but few were seated

Levi Johnston

Whassup up with Levi? hmmm.... New York City! Is he hunting for that book deal or is Ricky Hollywood going to do Broadway?

Working for Candies and advocating abstinence-only makes Bristol a busy mama. How does she manage that family of hers? School?

The grizzly one is scaring the bejesus out of peeps around the world with her cryptic twitters. Is she feeling her end time is a coming? Rapture, 'essentially ignored by most other Christian faith groups.'
What has she said about her faith? She is a non-denominational Bible-believing Christian who is private with her take on the Charismatic gifts of the Holy Spirit of Pentecostal tradition. She attends Wasilla Bible Church, in the news for an arson attack last December. It continues to be under investigation, there are no updates for any progress regarding the case. Wasilla is a small town with several unresolved arson cases.

Sarah Palin and religiongate is extensively explored here @ Palingate.
Palin's ties with Greta Van Susteren loops into another cult, Scientology.
Nailinpalinnow lays it out here.

Levi, your book can't come too soon.

UPDATE: this explains Levi's New York trip:
“I don’t like New York.”
“There’s too many people, I can’t wait to get home.”
Did he really say that?