Bristol Palin v Meghan McCain

Meghan McCain should stay with her expertise, helping Republicans understand sex. She is really not too bright on camera. If her dad, he was a POW, is so valuable as a Ranking Member of Senate Committee on Armed Services why does she call her brothers to have a position on Afghanistan? Why wasn't she crying for Bush to listen to the advice back in the day when they tried to tell him he needed 300, 000 or 400,000 more troops to maybe "win" in Afghanistan?

Meghan McCain: Bristol Palin Shows
The GOP Doesn't Understand Sex

In her Daily Beast column, Meghan McCain writes about Bristol Palin's campaign for abstinence and how it relates to a general lack of honesty within the Republican party when it comes to safe sex.

... honestly, I don't get the love for Meghan McCain. She's dumb as a post.
In regard to sending more troops to Afghanistan John McCain, R-AZ, said on the floor of the Senate that Marine Gen. Jones was one of the president’s advisers who doesn’t “want to alienate the left base of the Democrat Party”

Marine Gen. Jones
McCain may not remember this, but in June 2008, in the midst of the presidential campaign, Gen. Jones joined McCain at an event in Missouri and flew to the campaign event with McCain on the candidate's plane. He's not exactly a progressive political activist.
For McCain to argue that Jones is worried about the opinions of the Dems' liberal base was foolish. For McCain to question the integrity of Jones' national security advice was absurd.
'I take exception' to McCain's remark, Jones says

Meghan McCain Will Save Hollywood, World from Mediocrity

Update: How soon we forget and yes, he is still yapping.
Who is listening?
Arizona voters?

Yesterday was the first meeting between GOP (photo) honchos and Obama at the White House in six months. (Remember McCain's last?)
(Remember the dud who is a rank member of Senate Committee on Armed Services?)

McCain "allegedly assaulted a woman in a wheelchair"
McCain betrays POWs
McCain (Palin) On Women's Issues: When It's Not Sparse, It's Not Good
John McCain's Rage i.e. “Senator-Hothead”
POW/MIA Families Alleged McCain Assault: Senate Ethics Committee Failed to Investigate
VIDEO: John McCain's Rage i.e. “Senator-Hothead”

There was a video of McCain's encounter with the POW/MIA families in the senate. For some reason I'm not finding it now.

McCain's YouTube Problem Just Became a Nightmare

Meghan 'prima donna' McCain to Levi

October 16, 2009 Meghan McCain: The Twit On Twitter Tweets Her Tits

Not the nuts we were expecting...

Levi Johnston Busts a Nut
Literally. Dude is cracking some serious nut in an ad for pistachios. It's probably good Tank was on hand for the filming of this commercial, and he might want to stick around for awhile after. Todd Palin is going to try to run Levi's ass over with a snow machine if he sees this during the local news ...
The tagline? "Now Levi Johnston does it with protection." Unreal.

Levi Johnston recruited to sell nut
...... And don't think this is the last to be heard of Johnston. He told Vanity Fair that the former Alaska governor kept insisting they cover up her grandchild's birth by letting her adopt the baby in secret.

THE VIDEO

Levi and Tank go nuts
h/t gryphen

Levi and Tank's ad is fun and it's honest work. I hope they both get many more. I suppose there will be naysayers. It is no where near as disastrous as the Palin's example.

Who can forget: Role models | Sex, marketing and children | Bristol Palin and abstinence | Double Standards
h/t palingates

Other media is buzzing with the new "Get Crackin" from the wonderful world of pistachios:

Alaska Dispatch: Levi and Tank pimping pistachios

PR NewsWire: National Celebrity Campaign Features Eight Uniquely Humorous Ways to Crack Open a Pistachio - From Mobster to Newlywed Style

USA TODAY: Pistachio industry bets on 'sex sells' mentality with ads

Media Post: Pistachio Industry Hopes To Sell Nuts With Sexual Innuendo

Jezebel: Someone's Cracking Levi's Nuts — And It's Not Sarah Palin

Just Jared: Pistachio’s “Get Crackin’” campaign.The 19-year-old father of Bristol Palin’s baby is featured in the first-ever TV campaign for pistachios, which features eight celebs demonstrating how they crack open a pistachio, each in their own unique way.The commercials also include Olympic swimmer Dara Torres; Brady Bunch alum Christopher Knight and America’s Next Top Model wife Adrianne Curry; JackassWee-Man; The Sopranos gangster Vincent Pastore; Miss South Carolina beautyLauren Caitlin Upton; the Denny quintuplets; and a real-life dominatrix. prankster pageant contestantCheck out Levi’s nuts below! Visit GetCrackin.com for a chance to win $25K!

( Photo: I finally gave into my inner Blingee after missing out on all the fun at Palingates... it is addictive )

Todd Palin quits, Diana Palin pleads, Sarah Palin catastrophic.

Todd 'I'll always be an oilman' Palin just up and quit his job. Is he finally coming to terms with his many roles in the life of Sarah Palin? (flashback) His days as shadow governor are done. No more snooping through state employees files, no more stalking the in-laws for photos or the all around hard work of keeping the love triangles out of the press. The good old days are over and it's time to find other ways to service Queen Esther. The Mr. Mom in Todd has shown us he will travel the world to serve her every need and boost that $7,000,000,00 book deal. There is a good chance he will be her personal assistant if she makes the book tour of the Fox studio in November.

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Diana Palin pleads guilty to burglary,
released for treatment

The Alaska Dispatch was allowed to update Diana Palin's burglary case:

Palin's bail was set at $10,000, but she served five months in jail, the majority of the time at Hiland Mountain Correctional Center (with Sherry Johnston?) in Eagle River.
She's scheduled for sentencing Jan. 22.

Palin in 2012 Would Be 'Catastrophic' for GOP