Not the nuts we were expecting...

Levi Johnston Busts a Nut
Literally. Dude is cracking some serious nut in an ad for pistachios. It's probably good Tank was on hand for the filming of this commercial, and he might want to stick around for awhile after. Todd Palin is going to try to run Levi's ass over with a snow machine if he sees this during the local news ...
The tagline? "Now Levi Johnston does it with protection." Unreal.

Levi Johnston recruited to sell nut
...... And don't think this is the last to be heard of Johnston. He told Vanity Fair that the former Alaska governor kept insisting they cover up her grandchild's birth by letting her adopt the baby in secret.

THE VIDEO

Levi and Tank go nuts
h/t gryphen

Levi and Tank's ad is fun and it's honest work. I hope they both get many more. I suppose there will be naysayers. It is no where near as disastrous as the Palin's example.

Who can forget: Role models | Sex, marketing and children | Bristol Palin and abstinence | Double Standards
h/t palingates

Other media is buzzing with the new "Get Crackin" from the wonderful world of pistachios:

Alaska Dispatch: Levi and Tank pimping pistachios

PR NewsWire: National Celebrity Campaign Features Eight Uniquely Humorous Ways to Crack Open a Pistachio - From Mobster to Newlywed Style

USA TODAY: Pistachio industry bets on 'sex sells' mentality with ads

Media Post: Pistachio Industry Hopes To Sell Nuts With Sexual Innuendo

Jezebel: Someone's Cracking Levi's Nuts — And It's Not Sarah Palin

Just Jared: Pistachio’s “Get Crackin’” campaign.The 19-year-old father of Bristol Palin’s baby is featured in the first-ever TV campaign for pistachios, which features eight celebs demonstrating how they crack open a pistachio, each in their own unique way.The commercials also include Olympic swimmer Dara Torres; Brady Bunch alum Christopher Knight and America’s Next Top Model wife Adrianne Curry; JackassWee-Man; The Sopranos gangster Vincent Pastore; Miss South Carolina beautyLauren Caitlin Upton; the Denny quintuplets; and a real-life dominatrix. prankster pageant contestantCheck out Levi’s nuts below! Visit GetCrackin.com for a chance to win $25K!

( Photo: I finally gave into my inner Blingee after missing out on all the fun at Palingates... it is addictive )